Father's sermon was tremendous! The Body of Christ, the Eucharist and the Church, Jesus our Savior, the Most Holy Trinity - I got so carried away that I made a verocious 'Allelujia' right smack dab in the middle of his homily! He was getting so excited that it made me excited and it just came out! I startled everyone, including myself! I definitely woke Brother Gus & Brother Brit out of their trance-like state.
I think Mother Frangelico may put duct tape on my mouth during Mass from now on. .Hey - I'm used to shouting a big 'Amen' or 'Allelujia' in the South! Just because you northerners can't take it...
Now their calling me 'mouthy Maxine'.
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Uh...ahem...actually...I believe the term Brother Gus used was:
"Big Mouth Max"
But you didn't hear that from me...
What I can't figure out is why Father was so excited. It's not like he didn't know this stuff before, and he is kinda "preachin' to the choir" and all. I've never seen him get excited before.
Who put a nickel in him?
And who put a quarter in Big Mouth Max over there?
A Quarter! yeah, yeah, yeah... blah, blah, blah. Let's see you get excited about something other than black. Why are you here anyway?
A quarter... I'll give you a quarter!
And just WHERE is Brother Gus? He should have been back by now! I'd like to give him a piece of my mind... Big Mouth Max!
Well, maybe, Sister Maxine, if you hadn't put that cricket on his plate at breakfast he wouldn't be out back planning revenge!
Oh, I see, Sister Max. You're one of those "friends" that's only loyal if the other is completely on board. You can dish it out and can't take it. Why am I here? Why are YOU here?
But at least the cricket was covered in chocolate! He said he's never had a katydid before - so I thought he should try one. As for why I am here...well...uhmmm... you see.... uhhh... gotta go!
Sister Maxine, THAT was NOT chocoate! Remember I saw you preparing it! I can't believe Mother Frangelico didn't see it!
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