Saturday, May 24, 2008

Here We Go Again

Hi. I'm Sister Perpetua.

Not much to say. I got here today, Mother Frangelico told me to just write an introduction so this is it. Hi.

I've been everywhere. I've done everything. It's all boring.

I tried being a Benedictine, but the shade of black they wore wasn't my color. So I went to live with the Carmelites, but they ate too much. So I left. And I visited the Dominicans, but they wanted me to preach and I just don't see the point. The Sisters of Divine Providence kicked me out of the convent.

I don't see the point in any of this.

I see there's a ghost here. That's cool. If it's a ghost or if it's not I'll get to the bottom of it. I used to be into Voodoo and stuff, investigated all kinds of "hauntings". They're usually not ghosts.

I don't even know why I'm here.

That's all.


Sister Caprice said...

Hi! Sister Perpetua! Glad you're here. Sister Max and Brother Gus are out back! your hair REALLY that black? You must be Italian! Cool!

Sister Perpetua said...

Hey. What do you do around here for fun?

This place is cool. Totally goth. Maybe I can hang her for awhile till y'all kick me out.