That's IT! Sister Caprice, Sister Maxine, Sister Perpetua, and Brother Gus....it's over! And I know Father's here now, but this has been LONG overdue! There's something to be said for allowing you, as ADULTS to just settle your own arguments but you have ALL gone too far! Between the sick pranks and the snotty jabs, I have HAD IT! And you should be glad Father isn't around this week or you'd all be out on your ears!
In fact, I've still half-a mind to send you off packing to visit the Brothers and Sisters of St. John in FRANCE and let THEM deal with you!
The question came up...why are you here? Well, let me tell you why you're here...to grow in charity. And every single ONE of you is failing miserably in that department! You've all had opportunity after opportunity to take the high road and instead, you've all tried to sink lower than the last guy!
I will NOT tolerate this behavior in the monastery or anywhere else!
Settle this issue among you NOW or pack your bags! And I'll not hear of it again!
And Father...welcome back. I'm glad you had such a wonderful weekend, and really glad you haven't been around here the past few days!