Father is seriously MAD at me! Whew, I haven't heard anyone yell like that since we ran Steve H. up the flagpole by his underwear in high school! My ears are still ringing!
Something about we just moved in, statues are worth alot of money, respect the property, being on the girl's side of the dorm.
Whatever, dude, I was just trying to have a little fun on my first night here. So what that I slept through Mass! It's not like we aren't having one tomorrow. I tried listening to the readings this morning, but I can't understand mother's accent!
That was morning prayer that I slept through? That was so confusing, if Sister Caprice wasn't there I would've been totally lost, as it was I was still only partially lost. Geesh, who came up with that thing anyway? And I'm supposed to get FOUR of those books! I can't make it through one!
Good thing I only half unpacked last night, because I think Father was about this close to kicking my little backside out this morning.
Oh, he made me say: "I promise I will stay out of the women's quarters."
So, sorry Sister Maxine, I'm not allowed to help you move in.